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When you date somone on and off for a long period of time, even though dating doesn't work out you still feel drawn to the other person, and in the end you realize you two are meant to be best friends.
"They broke up AGAIN? That's like the 5th time this month. They're totally in the Courtney and Samm phase"
The time between when you take a midterm and get it back. It is defined by feelings of ecstatic happiness and self-praise: "That wasn't so hard" and "I think I did really well on that". Time period can is typically between a couple days to a week, but can last months if your professor is lazy and disorganized. Preceded by Seasonal Midterm Disorder and succeed by Depression upon seeing your score.
"Hows your week been?"
"Great, I took at midterm on Monday and have been in the Honey-Midterm Phase all week!"
"Oh look scores just came out"
"Fuck"
A time around 2 am when you are so exhausted that everything becomes hysterical and you stop thinking clearly. You are laughing and rolling on the floor, saying ridiculous things but finding them hysterical, laugh at the smallest things, and make everyone else thing you are insane and high off drugs.
1. "Dude! We were so exhausted last night, that we entered the Pink Elephant phase and rolled on the floor laughing!"
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A stage where most teenage boys are into more than one girl and this phase ends with time
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Jason is going through the fuck boy phase right now
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The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
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Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.
My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."
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