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A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had
The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old
10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!
10 year old 2: your mom!
Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.
"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"
your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"
Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
Your mom is a stupid joke 11 year olds use , its unfunny and annoying
Sara: Hey what are you doing
John: YOUR MOM AHAHAHA
Sara: ur unfunny