suicide note

what you accidentally turn in to your english teacher

teacher:ray this is a suicide note
me:shit

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c-note

A $100 Bill.. Or if you are a chain smoker like me, you get C-Notes (Camel Dollars) off the back of the Camel Cigarette boxes.

Shit, if I collect 500 C-Notes I can get a free Camel "turkish Gold" T-Shirt

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c note

a c note is a one hundred dollar bill, c notes

customer: how much does this skirt cost?
cashier: a c note
customer: huh?
cashier: one hundred dollars you moron you're gonna buy it or what?
customer: no you can keep it b!tch! a c note you gotta be out your d@mn mind!

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D-note

A dime bag of weed.

A ask mike-J if he got any D-notes left

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Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.

Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.

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dutch note

Another term for coupon.

I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.

sharp note

A sharp note is a note which has a "half" quality to it: Its pitch sounds incorrect to the key but sounds good to the human at the same time.

Ok, now that's definitely a sharp note in this song.