National slap a Logan day! 💀💕
Y/N: hey Logan can I slap you?
Logan: what nO!
Y/N but it’s October 22!
Logan: alright fine then
Day to kiss your Boyfriend or girlfriend
Hey it’s october 22, you know what that means it’s kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Girl 1: What day is it?
Girl 2: the national hobbit day
Girl 3: it’s my favorite movie!!
Girl 1: the national hobbit day is so fun! And October 22 is now my favorite day!
Slap you friends day is on October 22nd! Enjoy a fun day of getting slapped
Me: Hey you know what day it is
Friends: Oh no it’s October 22nd
Me: Time to get slapped
National kiss your crush day. You get to kiss your crush and not get smacked. Don’t be pussy
October 22 is national kiss your crush day. I’m gonna kiss mine
The day when the best person in the world was born, and this person continues to light up my life no matter how bad I may seem
Me: Ah, it's that person's birthday, October 22nd
National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it
1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd