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Irish Octopus

The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.

Yo man, dis drunk beotch be soo gapped I had to give her the old Irish Octopus for her to get off.

by Dick Dodge September 21, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 1027๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Octopus Space Station

A game on Roblox made by GamingBert52. About a reactor core on a space station.

1: I played Blue Octopus Space Station today
2: Cool!

by Aidxn_Dev June 19, 2021


Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule

If you bring it up, you have to say it.

When someone brings something up, but they donโ€™t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.

(Which means, they canโ€™t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesnโ€™t fully say it.)

One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.

This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.

Person 1: โ€œOmg, I have to tell you what she said! Ohโ€ฆ wait I wonโ€™t actually.โ€

Person 2: โ€œHey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.โ€

Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she saidโ€ฆโ€

by Pjama12345678910 March 14, 2023


might make an octopus worry

A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid.

Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry.

by RaMDaY December 16, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.

Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.

by cockodoo September 8, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.

I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.

by The Wandering Mousepad July 26, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 15, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž