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Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.
Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.
And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.
The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.
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Similiar to a Fail Pass. It is basically a Fail Pass with with a blank line before the word "FAIL". The noun of an individuals failed action is written on the blank line.
"You saw that dude spill his drink!? Get a Something Fail out and write "Drink" on the blank line.
"FailPasses.com is where I go to get my Something Fails for people like you. Don't worry, you just pass at failing.
ex: _______ FAIL
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Twenty something
Special pricing for anyone aged twenty something
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have a deep conversation with somebody that you wanna talk to; vent
Hey it’s been a minute let’s get into something
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A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.
I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*
*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.
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'Something's missing' is a term usually used by an individual who is either extremely hammered drunk or blazed (or both), while trying to create late night drinks or snacks (or both). No matter what random shit this person has already added to their concoction, they always feel like there is something else that would make the item just a little bit better.
Friend #1: Damn son! That club sandwich looks mean, what's in it?
Friend #2: Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mustard, avocado, pickles, a fried egg, American, jack, and cream cheese. It's alright, but I still think something's missing.
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referring to a sexually transmitted disease.To be the carrier of any disease transmitted through sexual acts
i think she got something cause she been with so many dudes without using protection
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