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the killer the all mental health and happiness
bro i had to do reading plus last week i almost died
The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.
When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.
Who doesn't love or enjoy some sexy reading?
the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.
failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.
Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.
Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
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1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
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A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.
That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.
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