calm the fuck you

when you have a stroke

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.

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Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

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Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out

"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."

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Keep Calm And Chive on

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!

My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.

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Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

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calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

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Luh Calm Fit

Satisfactory apparel and things of that nature.

“Woah Jim that’s a great looking outfit”, “Yeah you know it’s just a “Luh Calm Fit”

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