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When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.
Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"
lady: "fuck off fattie"
Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."
A Condom
Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.
Next day after sports when you hardly can move because every muscle hurts so badly.
Should have left it with one hour of zumba yesterday! Have a bad muscle hangover today and cant lift a cup of coffee!
Too make someone feel salty and stupid at same time
Yo bro you shawty got ass over there fat ah neck muscle .
Who that over there “ where” neck muscle dickhead
YuMmMM Muscle Marge maKe My PP hARd
referring to someones muscular man boobs. made by use of steriods and these can also be perky.
"nice perky muscle moobs, go inject some steriods"
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the muscle in the forearm which is used to masturbate (jack off)
Laura: Nice sin muscles! Haha!
Anthony: How do you know they're not from doing jazz hands!
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