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Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-
Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.
Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.
Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.
dani unhinged today so hard ugh
Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.
Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.
Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.
Hope y’all have fun today night!
Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn