A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
The act of fuckin' doggystyle in an igloo and shoving your partner's head through the igloo wall upon final thrust.
"Bro, Gabby came over last night. I hit her with that pelvic thrust in the igloo. When it was all said and done, I gave her the ol' Frosty Ostrich."
An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????
Serial Ostrich: An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
YOU: What is a Serial Ostrich
ME: Basically a kangaroo but Ostrich
YOU: ???
A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
A notorious Discord user known for his hatred of pedophiles and Russians. He only plays mobile games and is an X-bow main.
Johnathan: Bruhhh that x-bow user is such an annoying piece of shit, he keeps BMing me.
BSC: yeah that's ostrich#3366, that Chinese bitch.
a gay sex position where one man is fucking the other in the ass and they shit.
much like ostriches lay eggs.
daren loves to be ostrich coded while fucking his partner