An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes
Allison: Oh my god I'm going to kill myself
Me: You fucking ostrich.
A person who turns a blind eye to certain circumstances. Instead of dealing with a situation, they put their head in the sand and ignore it.
Your spouse is cheating on you, stop being an ostrich and break up with them.
big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly
"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"
To thoroughly siphon a mans penis using nothing but neck.
Girl, as soon as his pants hit the floor i gave that nigga ostrich!
An ostrich that likes cock in its feathered asshole
Wow look at that gay ostrich
A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.
Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!
Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly