Random
Source Code
Random
One fith of The Wanted (the most awesomest lad-band in the UK) Tom is a joker and is very rock and roll!
He has gorgeous fluffy hair and beautiful eyes but has the tendency to prank...
He's from up north and that shows... Bad or good thing? ;)
Me: Did you see this weeks Wanted Wednesday?
Friend: Yeah! Wasn't that such a Tom Parker thing to do!?
Me: Well... That's Tom for ya!
78👍 9👎
Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.
Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.
47👍 5👎
That name that keeps popping up in cryptic videos on the app tiktok that nobody knows who the fuck she is, but all imagine her as a redhead with a ponytail.
Friend: "hey dude do you know who "Lily Parker" is?"
Other friend: "no but the name is in a bunch of ominous tiktoks"
1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.
55👍 6👎
A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.
Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?
He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!
19👍 1👎
A suburb in Colorado, approximately 30 minutes SE of Denver. Parker is a very white town, with whites comprising almost 93% of total population. Most of the people in Parker are either retired white folk (who live in rich neighborhoods such as Stonegate and Clarke Farmes), working class adults in their 20's and 30's without families, and the stereotypical white families who appear on Christmas cards each year. There are 3 public high schools in Parker. Chaparral is primarily the white kids who are sub-par at sports but throw the best parties, typically ones with more alcohol than one could imagine, hot girls, and plenty of drugs. Legend is the second high school in Parker, and the only school in the town with a half-decent reputation in regards to sports, specifically baseball and basketball. Ponderosa is the last high school in the town, and undoubtedly the least notable. Not much goes on there besides drugs and bad grades. Aside from partying, Parker doesn't have anything fun to do besides twiddle your thumbs, go to Sonic, and street race
Ryan: "Hey dude you down to chill tonight?"
Me: "yeah dude, where? my house?"
Ryan: "Dude you live in Parker, CO ...wth?"
19👍 1👎
From the characters that the American actress Parker Posey portrays on the screen. A person exhibiting the character traits af an asshole and/or being a cunt.
"That bitch is such a Parker Posey" and "Stop being such a Parker Posey, this is why people don't like you."
12👍 1👎