Fat Phoebe Party

A type of party derived from the book Private by Kate Brian. A fat phoebe party is a party thrown by a friend for a friend when they are depressed. In this girls only party, chocolates, sweets, and champagne will be consumed.

Friend 1: My boyfriend broke up with me!
Friend 2: What? That JERK! It's okay, we can throw a fat phoebe party. Get out the cake and champagne, and spill girl, you have lots to talk about.

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Punch A Phoebe Day

On the 2nd of November, everyone named Phoebe may be punched, kicked or slapped with HUGE amounts of force NO EXCUSES.

hehhehehhehehehehehehehe enjoy ur day bee <3

On her birthday it shall be Punch A Phoebe Day ;0

That's literally Phoebe Bridgers

Every time a Phoebe fan sees a skeleton or a ghost they have to call it Phoebe because of Phoebe's big obsession with Ghosts and skeleton outfits

"Do you see that skeleton right there?"
"THAT'S LITERALLY PHOEBE BRIDGERS"

phoebe tlx <3

phoebe is the cutest and sweetest girl you'll ever meet. she has the biggest heart, and the most beautiful smile.

however, phoebe can be angsty and mean at times, especially when she misses you. shes extremely random, and goes into baby voice mode sometimes. its weally cute.

phoebe tlx <3 is my stoopid.

flat chest phoebe

when a bitch called phoebe goes up to you and roasts you so you say she has a flat chest and as she laughs you firmly grab her testicles and chest causing you to be canceled

I just did a flat chest phoebe during lunch.

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Beat up phoebe day

Feb 4th the day that you beat up or lightly punch your friend or acquaintance named pheobe for all their wrong doings or simply because it’s part of the tradition!

Person: oh my gosh I can’t believe it’s February already!
Person2: yea and on February 4th it’ll be beat up phoebe day!
Person: oh gosh….

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megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe

Well, quite obviously, we are the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?

Girl 1 "boy gee you are cool"
Boy 1 " i know i am a megan and phoebe"
Girl 1 "Whats that?"
Boy 1 "Your stupid-ness makes me chuckle, Well, quite obviously, megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?"
Girl 1 "i feel so much more knowledged now"

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