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The homosexual act of inserting Monster Pops (or other similar small explosives) into a man's ass hole, and then clapping his cheeks together until all Monster Pops have detonated.
Damn, Johnny did the "Faggoty Popcorn" with Jerry... I guess that puts a new spin on things when someone says "I had a shitty 4th of July".
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When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.
Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.
A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels
“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
The action of a Vietnam veteran with PTSD committing homicide due to hearing the sound of popcorn being microwaved
Jim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jaquanarius's brother
Bob: Yeah, I heard his dad went on a rampage through the park naked and ended up committing death by popcorn
A girl that is lovely, hot and slim until her wedding, then explodes in size, straight out of that hot wedding dress she wears on the fateful day.
Bro, look at that girls arms, she has massive popcorn bride potential.
A movie that you've seen too many times.
Chris: Wanna watch this movie?
Me: Nah. I've seen it so many times that it's stale popcorn.