A snack that makes you horny asf
“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
The act of masterbation into a bag.
I had to make time for a poptart before work
A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!
Dude that guy has been poptarting me all night !
To tan only the front side of your body for pictures
Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?
A black person who tans.
Silly poptarts, you're already black!
A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...
A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.
A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson