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NCT - The 2nd Album RESONANCE Pt. 1

:2020 Album of the year
: Daesang
:NCT world domination!!

NCT - The 2nd Album RESONANCE Pt. 1, oh you mean the album of the year?

by nctnct023 December 1, 2020


According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"

"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"

"Wanna hear it?"

"N-"

" According to all know laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"

by Teiven December 8, 2020

25πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


National horny day pt 2: electric boogaloo

This is the same thing as national horny day however on national horny day pt 2: electric boogaloo it is a second day of horny times

"Dude I'm so pissed off, I missed national horny day!"
"Dont worry Archimedes, theres always National horny day PT 2: electric boogaloo.

by Aids_and_gorrilas April 17, 2020


National slap ass day pt 2

Slap ass day ot 2 is wen you can slap anyone's ass (boy or girl)
Only for this day tho

John:come here
*Slaps his gf ass*
Kate:y did u do that
John: do u know what today is

Kate:no
John:its national slap ass day part 2

National slap ass day pt 2 is a second day out of the year when u can slap anyone's ass for a day

by I jusy make em November 9, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


No nut november pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

On the 1st of December, everyone who has completed no nut November MUST cum.

If they don’t, they have to complete no nut December as well.

I’m so exited for No nut November Pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

by Now Nut December November 11, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


National Give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

giveagirlyourhoodiedaypt2. justincaseyoumissednationalhoodiedayheresaseconddaytogivinggirlsyourhoodies! It is celebrated September 25

Friend : dude today is national give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

Other Friend : No way dude i have the perfect hoodie for my girl

by fantastixxstixxs September 25, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


pts fuqn

no intimacy stfu turn around bend down straight power drive dat tight pussy

wifey: all night?!
veteran: pts fuqn
wifey: ima pass dafuq out

by BumStatusYo December 13, 2018