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The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.
The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.
Spam pages are accounts on Instagram that post 1083638 times a day. The owners are usually gay and/or a local.
A lot of the time, spam page owners are ran by white people who act/want to be black.
Their posts usually consist of a reaction video with some dumbass title that has nothing to do with the video/post. Some of their captions could include “omg I didn’t sleep at all today sksksksk” or “I hate school sksksksk”
A good percent of spam pages are fans of Nicki Minaj, Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, or a KPop group.
Becky: omg I just ate a salad I should go post it on my spam page
Bethany: omg yes girl
The fastest fingers in the world.
Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.
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Page 511: Do. Not. Mention. Impending Heartbreak to follow.
This is not known by true scousers but i am sorry to say it is in liverpool. population: Wools and little John
Little john has never bin bevied
N1: a sadistic predatory animal of the mid-west who feasts on the anguish of the students for whom he grades. See Bastard.
N2: an inconoclast fascist grader in the OSU Computer Science Department.
N3: Satanic Ass Monkey
V: To be torturous, lame, and petty
N1: "I saw a rare Grader Page on Campus.....damn near gave me an F"
N2: "Grader Page makes the Nazis look like a bunch of sedated girl scouts."
N3: "What a Grader Page!"
V: "Man, that teacher Grader Page'd my ass despite the fact I acheived all of the requirements of the assignment."