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After shooting ended the entire cast of “Hill With Eyes” relocated to a sink in the desert now known as Twentynine Palms”. When they first arrived there were indeed exactly 29 palms lining the trickle of water coming from the Oasis of Mara. Through the years these radioactive people were joined by outcast spouses from a U.S. Marine training base that was located nearby. Many of these wives were Vietnamese - all of whom became barbers or nail polishers. The other cast-off wives were all Thai, and they all opened massage shops and restaurants. Blowjobs for a fee were rumored to be prevalent. Now the future looks dim. Fewer punters are passing through, and some sharp cookies discovered the big acquifer out near Amboy (Cadiz) and began pumping millions of gallons of water, hopefully to sell to overdeveloped Orange County. Unfortunately, these sharp cookies could never get a right-of-way for pipes, and trucking the water made no sense. So the sharp cookies planted and watered endless lime groves in the desert, the springs dried up for miles around, and the bunnies and coyotes dried up and vanished. Now the “Hills Have Eyes” cast has brought about a whole new generation of retrogrades, and they, along with countless massusesand barbers are wandering the desert seeking a new home.
Avoid Twentynine Palms like the plague
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1) Someone who is greedy or has an insatiable desire for money.
2) Looking for a bribe or payoff.
That club’s door guy had an itchy palm. He didn’t want to let us in without coughing up a little extra somethin for him.
Origin: In Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar,” Brutus says, “Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself are much condemned to have an itching palm.”
another term for masturbation
"Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"
Someone who looks chunky or overweight
Or someone who looks juicy
Haha yes bro she looks like a proper liam palm I’d guzzle her who and swallow her up in a palm
Palm mute is one of techniques of playing guitar and is mostly used on electric guitars in metal or hardcore. How does it work? When you mute the strings with your palm so it makes a deeper tone. When its correctly used and correctly combined with the other instruments, it can be compared to PURE HEAVINESS. You basically can't write a breakdown without palm mutes.
Hey bro, just learned how to palm mute.
Holy cow, let's bring that to a good use in a new song rn!
A way to say "high five" for laughs. It is usually said by two straight males using gay voices.
Boy1: I passed the test!
Boy2: Alright! Palm buddies!
-High fives with a gay jump-
Class: (laughs)
Olof Palme is a swedish legend. But also a question, answer, statement and much more. You can use Olof Palme exactly anytime.
"Olof palme?"
"Yes, Olof Palme."