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|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
“That one there, that's Patrick. He is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.”
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my girlfriend's nickname for my penis
"Wow! Patrick is looking at me!"
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A rally awesome person that's good at everything and wil make the most loyal girls leave their boyfriends for him. Basically he's a beast and absolutely savage
Whoa man that guy sooooooo cool
I know fam he gets all the girls
What's his name
Patrick
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Patrick is a gay boy who live in Thailand and like a girl name Risa
and a friend name mew
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ugly, anoying, and two faced. some people think that he has a little bit of a gay backround with close friends. watch out for a guy named patrick
my friend patrick just broke up with his girl friend and came out with his gayness.
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An alternative to saying "fat chick" or "fat chicks".
1. Oh shit, watch out for that patrick.
2. There goes a patrick.
3. WTF, damn patrick.
4. PATRICKS!
5. Fuckin' patricks taking up all the space.
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