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Dagger paws

The sensation when your cat is walking on you and somehow each paw exhibits 1000 lbs of pressure on your body. Can also be used as a verb (dagger pawing).

“Ugh, I’m sick of my cat walking all over me with her dagger paws.”

by scottofsc July 12, 2019


blooshar-paw

A very cute blue eye dog that is dressed as a shark.

I've heard of a Shar-pei but not a Blooshar-paw. Is the Blooshar-Paw of the same family as the Shar-Pei?

by Created for a purpose November 13, 2020


Paw print

A commonly used term for talking about pads on animals, such as cats.

for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!

for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.

by Feralinx June 12, 2019


fiber paw

A very boring cereal that older animals typically eat for breakfast. Often eaten with a sliced grapefruit or dry toast.

"Fluffy was eating a bowl of fiber paw for breakfast, that cereal looks so boring! There isn't even an animal on the box! Just a black and white paw print."

by Southeast Tiger September 24, 2015


Grateful paw

The elegant extension of a cat or dog paw toward you in thankfulness of all the scritches.

Bagel the cat extended his grateful paw because he was so happy to get his morning scritches.

by Advanced Bitches August 28, 2019


Grutter Paw

A child that has the personality of a gremlin or little hands that could be the hands of a gremlin.

June is a total grutter paw! Don't be such a Grutter Paw!

by RedRumandLadyBug July 30, 2019


hogs paw

Throwin in a Huge chew into you lower lip. It is called the hogs paw because you have to pinch this chew with three fingers

Bro, your boy weeevver couldn't throw in a hogs paw if his life depended on it.

by Greg iv June 12, 2007