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Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.

The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019


Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 28, 2020


half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph

Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie

by styzz fan May 09, 2023


Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 24, 2019


Penny Gadget

The intelligent, an really cute, niece of Inspector gadget. She wears a special wristwatch that lets her contact her dog Brain, or Chief Quimby. she also has a computer disguised as a book.

One of my favorite characters from Inspector Gadget his the titular character's Niece, Penny Gadget.

by PokeBlazer100 September 13, 2016


penny arcade

The funniest gaming-based comic on the web. (Warning - deliciously unsafe for work!)

The guys over at Penny Arcade can really make with that funny!

by Sabrina July 31, 2003


leather penny

Butt-hole

"The girl was so friendly, I won't just eat her box, I'll lick her leather penny!"; "Pour the rum high to achieve the leather penny"

by brown paperbag February 13, 2009