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Someone who is decked out in all gold.
That girl in class, she was "persianed out" in those hella bejeweled pants. Gold gazelles, gold handbag, gold necklace, XERXES
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A kind of long-haired pussy which, when you're on top of it, makes you feel like you're flying.
Dude, I got a ride on a Persian carpet last night - I'm still coming down from that shit. And pulling hairs out of my teeth.
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An enduring pattern of behavior manifested by excessive bargaining and manipulating, social aggression, and deceit related to financial dealings that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.
Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $88
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $84
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: Why are you treating me like this? I demand to speak to your manager.
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A Persian Journalist is when you place the end of a hookah hose up a female's rectum. You then blow into the hookah hose. This is a Persian Journalist
Dude can I borrow a hookah hose? My girlfriend wants a Persian Journalist.
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having a girl about to jump out of a window with one leg still inside and the other leg outside. from here, you approach and fuck her in the spot, but be careful not to be too loud where your neighbors can hear you.
Erika was about to jump out from Bobak's window. With one leg still inside, Bobak performed the Persian window on her with some strong thrusts and she enjoyed it!
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to shave one's pubic hair and place it on someone else's face
He killed my dad, so one night when he was sleeping I gave him a persian shower.
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Notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. A consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular anal odors. Known as a "Persian" fart due to the fact that almost all Persian males produce this identical scent when releasing anal odor discharge. The odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.
John: "Dude, what is that smell? Jesus, it's horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move"
Sherwin: "Sorry, I just ripped a fattie."
John: "Ah, that is such a foul Persian Fart dude. I told you not to pinch one of those again."
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