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pete and paulie

an irresistibly cute panda duo consisting of one large panda and one small panda whose names cannot be distinguished. they are found and adopted in Kay Jewelers and are usually accompanied by the purchase of a diamond ring, necklace, or other piece of jewelry meant to be given as a gift. However, when these gifts are dispersed, the loved one will find the panda duo and find it irresistible, leading to total neglect of the highly more expensive piece of jewelry.

Oh my god, pete and paulie! why do they look like conjoined pandas?

by kevin_kevin_kevin January 2, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pete Carroll

Giving someone a Pete Carroll is synonymous with giving a blow job, but only when it is given with the intent of gaining something in return. As in, the only reason football players go to USC is because Pete Carroll blows all of his potential recruits.

Pete Carroll gives all of his football recruits Pete Carrolls, so they attend the shittiest university in the USA.

by FUSC May 20, 2007

165๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pete Price

Homosexual, radio disc jockey from Merseyside who has hosted a talk show for many years.
Talk show features extremely mis-informed, (and sometimes drunk) callers who generally shoot the breeze because they appear to be lonely and old. Subject matter tends to cover trivial topics, and things they have read in The Sun or Daily Mail newspaper.
Anyone putting down the area (Liverpool and Merseyside) or their residing celebrities, are shot down in flames by Mr Price, because you can't say things like that on the show.

Pete Price - "Hello Tracey, what would like to say?"
Tracey - "Ello, I've just had to wait 2 hours for a bus ..."

by smiek October 29, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fashionable Pete

The phrase given to someone with little fashion sense, making hideous mistakes such as wearing vans skate shoes, fit for 10 year olds. These people often support Portsmouth, who teeter on the brink of renegation. They have been known to support the gestapo and praise Hitler as a leader.

Joey: Vans skate shoes! What a bandit!
Bill: Yes, he certainly is a Fashionable Pete

by Banterbus32 November 30, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pete Doherty

Co-singer/songwriter/guitarist for the Libertines. Addicted to numerous drugs and indulges in other troubling activities i.e. breaking into band member's homes. I'd still hit it, but it would be depressing.

Pete Doherty's in rehab again? That's fucked up, yo.

by itsahorrorshow October 25, 2004

448๐Ÿ‘ 214๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pete's Dead

A punk/indy band from Worcester, MA. The band only existed for a few short years during the late 1990's and early 2000's. Songs include "Gave it Away", "Romancing the Bone" and "Lindsey". Ranked #47 in the "Top Fifty Punk Bands You've Never Heard Of" by former President Jimmy Carter.

Have you guys ever heard of Pete's Dead? Me neither.

by Rick Lehr July 7, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sniper pete

This is a person, usually named pete, who really likes the millitary and wears alot of camo. You might not want to get on his bad side because he will be an pro sniper one day, so you might want to watch out.

person 1 - "pete! beat your meat!"

sniper pete - "im gonna join the army"

by pipermike April 7, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž