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what bill wurtz does when feeling very aesthetic
oh nothing I was just shaving my piano
A phrase used when something is so ridiculous it reminds you of your childhood piano teacher
Ever since the fire Bob has been acting crazy...this is such a "Piano Teacher's House" Moment
to cum/to ejaculate from the penis
guy 1: bro i accidentally piano sonata no. 8 in a minor
guy 2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
Ususually used when trying to ignore a person in reaction to a comment made against the person, or a comment used to ask the person for something the person in question refuses to give
After being asked for a lift home) "my hand is a piano" (Then speaker walks away)
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The process of having 88 interracial men sequentially inserting their penises into your mom.
"Your mom is such a whore."
"No she's not."
"Yeah she is dude, I heard the local sports teams were dropping a piano on your mom last weekend."
Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.
Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)