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where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"
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A flat, pancake-like, organic road formation caused by repeatedly driving over a pigeon carcass.
Hey remember that pigeon I ran over yesterday? I just saw the pigeon pancake on the road as I drove by.
A software architect who swoops in, deposits a mess, and flies away leaving the development team to clean up.
The company's new pigeon architect just shat on my project.
a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon
pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!
Where sad emos hang out and sit on graves listening to My Chemical Romance in Birmingham city centre.
Emo: omg can't believe My Chemical Romance broke up, I'm so depressed. This is why my eyeliner is so smudged bru
Chav: dude you so emo you sit in pigeon park and slit your wrists
Masturbating on top of a tall building and shooting your load over the side onto pedestrians below.
Vic's Pigeon Necklace distribution is fastly becoming legend in the downtown metro area. Steer clear of 4th and Taylor!
A common occurrence in nightclubs where a gaggle of club-goers (usually female) blag their way into the DJ booth and then remain there for the rest of the night taking selfies of them with the DJ. These "booth pigeons" also have a tendency to snapchat 80% of their night (with the flash on) and have no personal friendship with the DJ, except for later on in the night where they will try to shag him so they can tweet about the following morning. An interesting phenomenon of booth pigeons is that they rarely ever dance, instead spending their time in the DJ booth jostling and flapping for the nearest position to the DJ so they can be seen by the club-goers who really don't give a shit that they're up there. Booth Pigeons are additionally so called because they are seen as unsavoury pests in the nightclub sphere.
"Maddie's such a booth pigeon - she only wants to be in the DJ booth so she can shag Jackmaster and get the official photographer to take pics of her."
"Don't booth pigeons realise that the DJ booth is the worst place in the club in terms of actually hearing the music?? ...oh wait, they don't give a shit about music"