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fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023


Pint Size Jedi

A YouTuber that make videos about Minecraft and other stupid stuff

I watch pint size Jedi on YouTube

by DinoSord July 20, 2022


turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*

Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!

by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017


e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!

"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"

by BonusBear April 8, 2010


Pussy pint

- a half pint

- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint

- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads

- puts their dick in the glass after

Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint

by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024


How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024


Half pint

A person who is easy to get into bed, what sometimes is referred to as a cheap date.

It only took a half pint to get them to bed

by Anotherday April 27, 2024