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Pint of no return

The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer

Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.

by Atticus_21 June 6, 2018


Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.

I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.

by HowieJ February 18, 2024


sunshine pint

A nice refreshing pint to celbrate warm, sunny weather in England/UK.

Usually experienced in a friendly beer garden.

Hey buddy, the sun's out, fancy a sunshine pint?

by AAlcoholic September 12, 2009


Pussy pint

- a half pint

- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint

- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads

- puts their dick in the glass after

Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint

by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024


Drop a pint

When you are going for a piss and you know it's going to be a big one (as much as a pint's worth).

I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go drop a pint.

by GeorgiaandFlo November 14, 2020


How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024


Eight pints gorgeous

A woman who is so pug ugly you need to be pissed out of your brain to shag her

Sober, I wouldn't touch her with yours, but she was eight pints gorgeous so when the pub closed I took her up the back alley

by Up her transom my handsome August 22, 2016