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A substance very alike to crystal meth minus all the negatives of crystal meth. It is produced through a pseudo-alchemical process, which basically evil uses time shifting to create a false reality and cleave off part of an individual who in truth still has properly functioning neurotransmitters being produced but that the receptors to utilize them have been disabled. So... they make another substance possess these most true neurotransmitters by crossing strings a certain way so that they can make our undisabled receptors use this substance the way God had intended the disabled ones to use. It's perfectly safe but because it's made using a person's spirit or a percentage of a person separated from their being, it's extremely affected by any form of misuse, mislabeling, or disrespect, and contamination because it's made using a really sensitive persons essences called peres(short for sappere), so basically if you don't want to get screwed with, don't call it crystal meth ever because it's not that. It is often sold by the .1 of a gram for around 10$
"Hey you wanna smoke some pint"
guy 1: 'ayo, bro, can you pass me a pint of wine'
guy 2: 'sure' *pours a pint of wine into a glass*
guy 1: 'thanks bro' *slurps loudly*
A short man with a short dick. Double doozy.
Michelle: I gave a Clint (short guy) a chance in the bedroom and then I realized he was a pint.
Martha: Damn, that sucks. Hopefully, Mike (Short guy) isn't a pint.
Noun - a synthetic meth-amphetamine, used to help anxiety and can help aid in people who suffer from narcplepsy. As well as aid in a better night's rest. May also promote motivation and staying focuses
If you are having trouble falling asleep through out the day, try taking this pint. It helped me.
- a half pint
- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint
- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads
- puts their dick in the glass after
Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint
An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"