Pudding Pistol

The human anus, in the act of defecation.
The act of taking a shit

After that huge burrito at lunch, I may have to fire the pudding pistol before our 2 o’clock meeting

Pleasure Pistol

(Verb) When you form your hand into a pistol shape and use your two fingers (the barrel) to finger someone who you fancy to pleasure. The Pleasure Pistol is not recommended for self defense.

"Don't make me pull out the pleasure pistol!"

pistol whip

When a man smacks his penis across a woman’s face

I pistol whipped Jessica so hard last night her dentures came flying out!

giz pistol

a derogitory term used to describe someone who is displaying acts of douchery. ; another name for a penis.

Dirk - "Did you see steve acting like he was king shit at pool last night?"

Thad - "Yeah, he scratched on the 8 ball and made a real giz pistol of himself."

ratchet pistol

The tool used during a woman’s Pap smear, and the most uncomfortable device in the world.

I had to get a Pap smear today, and the ratchet pistol was cold as hell.

pipe pistol

A top tier weapon in Fallout 4

Hey why are you using the combat rifle? That thing is garbage us the pipe pistol.

fuck pistol

a cock that unloads like a gun

stick your fuck pistol in my cunt

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