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A phrase a DUMB ASS BITCH can up with to geek about
*bestfriend posts a picture of herself*
(A random dumb bitch : “periodt Pooh” )
@period pooh
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whena girl doesnt wipe her butt and participates in anal sex. so the pooh makes the guy angry as a bear.
guy 1: Dude this chick freaked me out, she pooh beared me last night
guy 2: NO FREAKING WAY!
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When one takes a pooh under the tree, covers it in honey and then sits in the pooh.
"Hey yo John you wanna go winnie the pooh after school i got some fresh honey from my uncle's bee hive."
"Oh is that the uncle who showed us how to winnie the pooh"
"Fo' Sheazzzy"
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When one rags a tigger, and often poo's ones pants...
"I ragged tigger and pooed my pants last night therefore i am winnie the pooh"
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A person who really likes chocolate but can’t have it for 1.5 years, yet secretly eats it without shame.
“You can’t eat chocolate for 1.5 years”
“Oh no, i’m Gonna be just like Jakey-Pooh”
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The act of including honey during sex, particularly the act of eating ass. Honey is squirted into the ass, and the other member eats the honey, similarly to Pooh Bear eating honey from a jar. It is best performed as similarly to Pooh Bear, who eats honey by shoving his entire nose and mouth into the jar.
My girl and I got frisky in the kitchen last night; one thing led to another, and before I knew it she was sitting on my face and honey was dripping onto my nose. I opened my mouth to say something and my tongue slipped in, man... I Pooh Bear'd her!
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a pooh hook is when you wipe your ass sweat with a finger and hook it in somewons mouth
yo i just pooh hooked that fucker
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