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A guy who thinks it’s romantic to send unsolicited dick pictures to try and attract a potential mate.
That guy was a Porno Prince Charming.
Big man porno is roadmen having a big man gang bang
Yoo I’m watching big man porno
when a girls tight pussy gets streched out during a porno
Last night beth got a Pussy ramic porno oh that little whore
when people take the definition horny and then a whole ass porno script. Or they tell you to fuck off to porn hub.
I will not wright a urban dictionary porno until my schoolmates find this account or I get a singular like on one of my definitions
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Any discussion or argument about an actress that terminates with someone saying, 'Yeah, she's a beautiful woman but if I wanted empty titillation from a movie I'd just watch pornography... Uh, I mean more pornography.'
Martin: Oh come on, you don't think Marilyn Monroe was beautiful?
Lewis: Of course I do but once you've actually had sex, there's very little watching a fully clothed woman can do for you. Reductio ad porno.
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A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
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A type of bad pun especially prevalent within the poor writing of low budget or basement project porn videos. These are especially noteworthy when the porno, the pun, or both are in reference to a popular slang or media element within the generation of the film's creation.
"You've got Male Genitalia" is a bad porno pun of "You've Got Mail" and male genitalia.
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