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when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner
yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner
The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured
The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.
What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
MI pray you clarify his mind frame of mind adations of mind confrol manipulative deluvery upon association for that is of a backbiting snake. I pray you anihilate his powerful take flight and take off with cloud communIcation and let that cloud lose its transparency. I pray he is intimidated by the opposite relativitism and steaming out the war he is losing in power of the path of purpose is satanism and make him feel the intimidated nature that he self sacrifices his sins for ones own sin. rewarding of disconnected pulled in trigger for permanent disconnection from the forms of the universe and all beings that have the form of life. Utilize magic mytholigies biometric powers of regulating the suffering mind of the jinaist and obtruct the purpose of its influence. Take away his presence and assiociated tensions mark on a hit on the target and taken out by the good casualties being regulated from the jinaist organizations. Raising jihad in using prohibited practice of evil acts upon religious association and hope the evil is confined and burned with putting the spirits in a bag and litters paper plastic that shall be burned and make him reveal his demonic of blasphemy that is 8of being a hippocrite critizing what is being done by him. Satan has no longer capabilities of communicating and is shed fire that will consumed tosses from earths atmosphere and sent to the flames of the sun. Ask and you shall receive punishmenf that is being suffered by ones infant.
How is my satanic approach centering isolation taking away activities of chanting the 5% compensation that you satan take for a joke.
Your declining nature has been freed by the first seed born in opposition to rebel against the purpose it conveys to earths atmosphere and if the sun doesnt get you with casting out flame throwing then as to your voids sent a rock that crushes the purpose of your satanic being nature. The prayer of the jinaist defying its punishment. The prayers from the jinaist.
A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
You saw me standing by the wall corner of a main street
And the lights are flashing on your window sill
All alone ain't much fun so you're looking for the thrill
And you know just what it takes and where to go
Don't save a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
Feel the breeze deep on the inside look you down into the well
If you can you'll see the world in all his fire
Take a chance like all dreamers can't find another way
You don't have to dream it all, just live a day
Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Pretty looking road I try to hold the rising floods that fill my skin
Don't ask me why I'll keep my promise melt the ice
And you wanted to dance so I asked you to dance
But fear is in your soul
Some people call it a one night stand but we can call it paradise
Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"