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When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...
The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
A large penis in tighty whities.
Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?
When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.
I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.