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When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).
The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."
When you have a brother with Tourette’s
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When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
A large penis in tighty whities.
Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?
One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.
I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.