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The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
A large penis in tighty whities.
Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?
When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.
Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.
A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy
Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!
Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz
Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.
I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.
A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.
Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.