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A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.
Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.
One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.
I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.
Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"
When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).
The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."
When you have a brother with Tourette’s
Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel
when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.
That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.
When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...