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Masturbation as a form of procrastination
Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!
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J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later
Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.
The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.
'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
the art of masturbation when you need to be doing something important
ex. when a teenage boy has a paper due in five days he uses procrasturbation until the last day.
The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.
"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."
Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.
Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???