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A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.
I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.
A promise that can NEVER be broken, used when with the homies.
Dylan: Yo you got pods? I'm dry right now.
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear
OR
Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts
The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't
Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"
When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."
She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.
When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
A promise that can never be broken
I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again
A promise where you kiss your thumbs and put your pinks together and touch your thumbs after. These promises can never be broken. It's a sign of trust and respect between each other.
"Do you kiss promise that your not going to do that?"