nag-proof

A preventitive measure to rectify organization issues around the household that can or will cause nagging by a spouse or partner. This involves general cleaning but more often involves trivial tasks and the way said tasks are completed. A house can never be completely nag-proofed. One should focus their efforts on excellence rather than perfection.

"I'll be leaving soon Chet. I just need to nag-proof our house before my wife gets home."

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the proof is in the pudding

An old saying meaning that the only true way of judging someone or something is through

Peyton Manning: "Tom Brady, you suck!"

Tom Brady: "The proof is in the pudding"

(Tom Brady is hated by many sports fans, but the proof of his ability is shown in his constant victories and numerous records)

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idiot proof

an explanation that is for idiots, especially used in advertising when the ad is trying to explain the things that can be already understood by a normal person.

don't make an idiot proof, i can see what you mean!

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zombie-proof

Having no brains; an idiot.

Some politicians make statements that suggest they're zombie-proof.

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mum proof

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

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lesbian proof

car windows that only roll part way down

You gotta open the door, I can't fit this 30 rack through your lesbian proof windows.

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This photograph is proof

A song by Taking back sunday that you sing to when ever you hear it, or just randomly when your alone.

"know you know, everything (drop everything)
I know you didn't mean it (start it all over)
I know you didn't mean it (remember more then youd like to forget)"

lyrics from "this photograph is proof"

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