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The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.
Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
Carla: Your nectar pumped filled my mouth with nectar!
Andrew: Did you like it?
Carla: I'm going to bed. Rub my back, bitch.
When your banging your girl from behind while singing God Save The Queen.
Last night I gave my girl the good ol’ Winchester Pump.
Having anal sex after taking your bitch to Qdoba, expecting a full shit geyser that night.
Bro..... didn't know my bitch hit Doba....fucked my bed up pumping crude tonight...
An amazing little machine that I could not live without. What does it do you wonder? It pumps insulin, hence the name INSULIN PUMP. It for when you have type one diabetes, and the only downers are changing your set (where the insulin actually goes in) and having to bring it with you everywhere. And they cost $4000.
I would probably be dead by now without my insulin pump, I suck at taking care of my diabetes, mostly because its a pain in the ass.
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When a female is too tired or not slutty enough to put out and instead closes her hand into the hand job position and allows the male to penetrate the hand by a pumping motion which simulates sex.
My friend Luke was hooking up with this girl but he had to do all the work because all she gave up was pump-jobs.
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A retard rapper that yells “ESKETIT” way to manny times and is in love with Gucci
Friend:1 I got a Gucci belt.
Friend:2 you faggotlil pump bitch
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