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Perfect breast, brings you to an awe.. like two cute puppies.
When you see a pair of breast so right, you just cannot take your eyes off.
"Hey yo, Gaybe! Check out the Chest Puppies on that dime!"
"Daaaaaamn son! I'd off my unborn child to milk those utters !
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Favorite puppy: a slang term meaning or referring to something you like/prefer or meaning something that is awesome. Originating from the popular American youtuber Ted Nivison first brought up on his podcast Chuckle Sandwich episode #20 featuring Charlie slimecicle and jschlatt
ted: "I just won the lottery!"
charlie: "that's Favorite puppy."
Appearing, behaving, and being treated like a puppy. Often found in sexual role-playing scenarios.
Janet enjoys puppy play with her submissive boyfriend Ralph.
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A Ruger Mark II .22 autoloader pistol with a supressor on the barrell. A very quiet pistol and gets it's nick name because it was used to shoot sentry dogs in Vietnam.
"There is an enemy sentry dog over there, is your hush puppy ready?"
"Pass me that hush puppy."
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She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.
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The child of a yuppie mother whose main interest is in showcasing her ability to give birth at around 40 to a world that largely does not care, since it, too, is sipping Starbucks while pushing the carriage with the tot ensconsed and multi-tasking on a cell phone or other electronic device. Father is optional, should he exist.
"Oh, look! There goes Jennifer with her dog, her cell phone, her coffee, and her ergonomic baby carriage--oh, yeah, and that darling perfect infant Taylor, her Yuppie Puppy! So glad she's our real estate agent! And our wine-n-cheese friend! Honey, did you see the escrow papers? Something's weird..."
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When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.
Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
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