vladmir putin

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putin crazy

Any act, thought or deed that is so insanely ridiculous as to defy any rational explanation.

Hey dudes-let’s jump out of this third floor window- the survivor buys everyone else a beer.
Bro’-you are Putin crazy!

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Vladimir Putin

"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)

"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"

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Putin Variant

The latest deadly Covid-19 mutant, suspected to be from Moscow or Crimea, is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta and the Omicron variants—the Russian “variant of concern” that some scientists in WHO had unofficially christened the “Pi variant” has apparently bypassed most of the protection offered by Sputnik V.

Unverified reports claim that dozens of dead and injured Russian soldiers in Ukraine were already infected with the Putin variant while on their way to invading their neighbor a second time.

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putined

verb;

(1) Describing when someone loses something (or takes something) in an intelligent and effective way; (2) A way of describing being outsmarted by someone; or outsmarting someone.

"You got putined", "I got putined", "Obama got putined", "S/he got putined", "I putined him"

Example: Russia in 2014, lead by President Putin, assimilates Crimea without bloodshed and holds a successful democratic referendum. Newspaper headline reads: "Obama gets Putined"

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Vladimir Putin

My loyalty to Vladimir Putin shall not end until my death, I shall live and die in his honor. He is the sword in the darkness. The shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Vladimir Putin, for this day and all the days to come.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is our lord and savior.
Person 2: YES

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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.

Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)

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