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Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again
The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”
The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.
WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.
The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.
Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.
When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)
Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!