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A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.
“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”
“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”
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Quiet giant. When your girlfriend is sleeping slap her on the face as hard as you can with your penis.
I gave melissa a quiet giant last night. Thats she has a black eye.
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The nickname i f****** use to get back at my f****** annoying classmate who never shut the f*** up.
FUCK QUIET TIMOTHY BEFORE I BLOW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT
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That kid that sits at the back of the class and always gets bullied. You would probably want to become their friend, because they usually end up shooting up the school.
The quiet white kid brought his duffle bag to school today.
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You know the kid. They often wear darker clothes, though it isn't necessary. Normally, this kid will talk to an elite few classmates who don't bug them, make fun of them, or bring them into irrelevant conversations. When you get to know that quiet kid, you can discover they are an individual person with lots of funny thoughts inside. They simply choose to keep them there. When they choose to let their thoughts out, the students laugh, but they're usually good kids, so the teacher's let it slide. Some speak more "properly" than others, depending on their sense of humor.
Mrs. Daniels: Justine, describe phagocytosis for the class.
*class considers whether there is actually a Justine in the school*
Justine: It's like when the space ship comes for the slime monster during its attempt at world domination, but the slime monster makes itself grow a little and eats it.
*class laughs*
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Mrs. Powers: And they all lived happily ever after... maybe... or maybe they all died.
Justine: Of course they died... this book was written two hundred years ago.
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Crystal: Did you hear what Justine said in English?
Amanda: That girl's name is Justine?.. It's always the quiet kid in the corner.
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The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. This occurs because of the assumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don't talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.
Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)
Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.
Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)
Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!
Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?
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Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.
My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.
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