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rectal cavemen

Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.

Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.

"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"

"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"

by J. Edmund H January 31, 2010

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Rectal Anarchy

An ambiguous term which can mean a person, a thing or an action. It can also be added to the end of a sentence or group of words for effect:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_States_of_America

Context is very important here.

1) You are such a rectal anarchist.
2) That was so good, it was like we were on rectal anarchy.
3) I have a big penis rectal anarchy.
4) I'll rectal anarchy all over your arse.
5) That film was really rectal anarchy.

by Plethicide February 17, 2009

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rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora

ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...

by adorkable_ness July 12, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rectal leech

One who sucks the rectum. Usually a homosexual.

You ass sucking rectal leech.

by Prion July 12, 2003

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rectal benedict

when someone takes a crap in your mouth through a piece of canadian bacon.

Does anyone have a toothbrush? I just had a rectal benedict!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

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Rectal Ranger

A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips

John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!

by The Dizzle with the Wizzles! March 18, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rectal Spurs

Spurs in the rectum. Jagged growths in the anus usually cause by repetitive anal sex.

"Damn by ass hurts I think I'm getting rectal spurs."

by Lizzie Shadduck May 28, 2008

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