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noun :A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
used in testicle shitting rectal wort
Man1: "You're such a rectal wort"
Man2: "what's a rectal wort?"
Man1:"it means you're stupid!"
Man2: "What does stupid mean?"
Man1: "Jesus Christ your dumb"
Man2: "huh?"
Man1 : *walks out losing faith in humanity
An ambiguous term which can mean a person, a thing or an action. It can also be added to the end of a sentence or group of words for effect:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_States_of_America
Context is very important here.
1) You are such a rectal anarchist.
2) That was so good, it was like we were on rectal anarchy.
3) I have a big penis rectal anarchy.
4) I'll rectal anarchy all over your arse.
5) That film was really rectal anarchy.
habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat
the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...
when someone takes a crap in your mouth through a piece of canadian bacon.
Does anyone have a toothbrush? I just had a rectal benedict!"
A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips
John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!
Spurs in the rectum. Jagged growths in the anus usually cause by repetitive anal sex.
"Damn by ass hurts I think I'm getting rectal spurs."