A place where antisocial and introvert pieces of shit come to express their fake thoughts and cyber bully kids. A toxic community. They reject all opinions on reddit and only keep one that some people like best.
Greg: u like Reddit bro
Jake: yes
Greg: I dislike Reddit personally
Jake: FUCKING NORMIE LMAO U USE EMOJIS IN TEXTS LMAO Y U PLAY FORTNITE
Greg: Bro chill
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Reddit is a social media website that consists of different βsubredditsβ which users with an account (also known as Redditors) can create and post in and likes and dislikes are considered upvotes and downvotes. On Reddit, you have to have the same opinion as everyone else or else you will get 69420 downvotes. You will also get 69420 upvotes if you post the following:
tiktok and fortnite bad
Any variation of the numbers β69β and β420β
Any copypasta well known across the website
emoji bad on Reddit
Any overused meme format
βHave you ever heard of Reddit?β
βOh yeah, that website that gives you a million downvotes if you post an unpopular opinion.β
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The word you refer to yourself as when you feel really lazy, unhygienic, and obese.
I'm sitting my ass down on the chair having chips and I haven't showered. Ugh I'm such a reddit mod right now.
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Neuro-Degenerative disease characterized by 0 IQ opinions formed solely from browsing Reddit.
Meek's opinions are so fucking stupid he must have Reddit Brain.
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A Reddit moment is a term used to mock Redditors, often when they engage in particularly cringe worthy discussion. It was once used as a positive term among Redditors for a short time.
Look at that post lmao Reddit moment
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A condition in which the sufferer is incapable of placing ones finger anywhere near the trigger of a firearm. Sufferers use terms like "booger hook" and "bang switch". Trigger discipline is the entirety of this person's knowledge of firearms and firearm safety.
"I've had sex, so it's impossible for me to have Reddit finger"
Relating to the the titular site, a Reddit moment occurs when either one or multiple Redditors do something considered "cringe" unironically. This is meant to contrast the social media idealism many Redditors believe they have over other similar platforms, and how they generally have a tendency to critique those platforms over similar behavior. This serving much as an in-joke as to Reddit's often-suggested superiority complex.
Redditor: "Oh jeez, this guy just posted guro, I better alert my subreddit about this and wash my eyes."
Commenter: "Now that's a Reddit moment right there."
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