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respected asshole

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.

Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"

by noneofyourfuckingbusness May 12, 2012


respect check

To correct someone’s poor behavior. To be put in check. To call someone out on inappriste behavior.

What is with that attitude? That boy needs a respect check!

by L-cubed April 8, 2018


Respect the double

When someone says "respect the double," as long as both players agree, then it means that both gamblers promise to allow the other person to "double-or-nothing" the gamble.

Thomas and Billy are gambling. Before they gamble, Billy says "respect the double" which Thomas agrees to. Thomas then loses and says "double." Since, Billy said "respect the double" before the gamble, he must allow Thomas to "double-or-nothing."

by JarvisAustin00 November 28, 2021


Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019


respectable-degenerate

One who can simultaneously maintain a reputation of respectability and extreme degeneracy.
These individuals are known to some as upstanding professionals, to others as party-animals with deviant tendencies, and known to a select group (typically comprised entirely of other respectable-degenerates) as both. The ability to know how to behave amongst different groups and individuals is a requirement for successful respectable-degeneracy.

I went out with my boss last night and we got blackout drunk at a club. Today we are both back at work and looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are consummate professionals, only she and I know that we are both actually respectable-degenerates.

by MrMeanwhile April 16, 2018


respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 18, 2014


default respect

default respect is the amount of respect one would have for one (s)he has just met

stranger 1: hay man
stranger 2: i have default respect for you
stranger 1: ummm... ok

by Herp_Derp69 September 17, 2013