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Returning

Returning is the act of perfectly cumming and then re-absorbing the cum into one’s pee-hole and cumming again.

Bob started returning since Debra wanted the cum again in a different spot

by Muliwai January 22, 2025


Stork Return System

When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin

I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.

by Yodaclock June 30, 2024


The Return of Superman

The Best Show Ever for adults and teens and even also Young children also this is fun and great

Park: What Are you watching?
Ashley: The Return of Superman
Park: it's great to watch this show but i have popcorn, soju, kimchi and demisoda
Ashley: Now let's watch because it's cool

by Hyebun1 April 28, 2021


redbox and return

When you Netflix and Chilled but you broke up the next day; such as a one night stand for one dollar ( not to be confused with prostitution)

I thought we would get to Hulu and Commitment but she was more of a Redbox and Return kind of girl.

by TheJokeThatIsMyLife April 13, 2016


Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012


esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows

keyboard (look down to see this)

(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024


Pint of no return

The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer

Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.

by Atticus_21 June 6, 2018