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Noun: Physical domination.
Established by the rugby team playing in the region of western new england. Although they are completely made up of Western New England College students, they are in no way tied to the institution. 2009 NERFU Champions.
"Dude, did you see that WNEC Rugby?"
"Yea, They whooped em!"
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The hugely boring and uninteresting version of the rugby codes where all the players could not cut it in its far superior "counterpart", Rugby League.
Nobody gives a fuck about yawn-ion.
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like afl except better more skillful alot tougher also players are general straight and dont beat each other off after the game
rugby league is like nfl except better
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or *nion (vulg.)
28 fat blokes watching two other blokes engage in a kicking contest. A generally unwatchable sport where progress is made either: a) by kicking the ball out of the playing area or b) by goading the opposition into conceding a penalty due to an unwitting infringement of one of the many obscure laws (see 'he's gone in the wrong side').
When the two 'kickers' are not engaged in exchanging hoofs into the stand, the 28 fat blokes are called upon to pile onto the ball to prevent its progress up the field. This is called either a 'ruck'; a 'maul' or '28 fat blokes in a heap'.
Games of rugby *nion are settled by which team has the best kicker. Occasionally a 'try' may be scored - but they are so rare that their value has been increased in order to encourage players to pursue that route to victory.
But as try-scoring requires fitness and handling skills, the sport prefers the kicking option to settle contests. (see also 'drop goal' - one bloke kicking while 29 watch). On the rare occasion that a try is achieved, 14 fat blokes pushing another bloke under a pile of bodies from 1 yard is considered a specimen of the type.
Generally considered: a) inferior to Rugby League in terms of skill, fitness and excitement; b) the preferred game of chinless wonders and old Rugby League players who can't hack it any more and c) the spectator sport of bandwagon-jumping twats who don't support any club and don't know any better (see 'Inverdale').
Inf. *nion - 'a pile of unwatchable shite'.
'You can't pass/run/tackle, lad - did you come from *nion?'
'Careful, don't step in that steaming pile of *nion'.
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Inferior sport to rugby league. Aparently points are scored by goal kickers (one to a team of fifteen). Imagines that one day it will be bigger than soccer.
Generally played by those educated at Public (ie private) schools.
Much over rated by the british media.Most of whom went to said schools.
Hey fat boy, why don't you go and play rugby union?
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A Game that is totally inferior to Rugby League, Union fans are known as Rah Rah's or fucking morons.
Its the only rugby game in the world where you can have a 30 all draw with no fucking tries scored!
When in doubt kick it out!
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Tough game played by tough men where Australia has been the dominant force for recorded memory. AFL fans like to bag it because it is more popular but you dont here Rugby League fans bagging AFL because we dont have a infderiority complex and we dont fell we have to bother with it.
A game in which the greatest player to ever lace a boot is Andrew Johns.
A game in which provides rugby union with there only half decent players.
A game that has more passion and toughness involved than AFL could ever have.
AFL fan: Oh you bloody Rugby League fan its such a shit game why dont you watch a real mans game.
Rugby League fan: Ok mate name a real man that plays the game and a player who gets paid more than a Rugby League Player
AFL: ummmmmmmmmm.....shit.
Rugby League fan: yeh you play your game dressed in fucken bike pants and womens singlets go home and keep AFL to victoria and the other little people states. And oh yeh nearly forgot you "Sport" is so shit and easy to play the Brisbane Lions from Queensland where Rugby League is the unrefuted KING won you petty little AFL competition 3 years in a row ha ha ha h ah a
AFL: oh im sorry i will happily drink the sweat form your balls Rugby League men of men.
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