Rule 62

A colloquialism of Alcoholics Anonymous. Rule 62 is "don't take yourself too damn seriously."

"What's wrong with him?"
"He forgot rule 62."

You're not as important as you think.

And learn to laugh at yourself.

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rule 31

Meaning "Tits or GTFO (Get The Fuck Out)". Usually found on sites known as 4chan, 2chan, ect

Someone posts a picture of a pretty girl and the next post states "Rule 31"

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Ja Rule

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

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The Golden Rule

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)

"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."

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Banana Rule

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.

Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.

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Rule 15.5

If a video game exists, there is Thomas the Tank engine of it in some form. Whether it be through the game's own features, mods, or just artwork, you are bound to find something related to Thomas the Tank engine in any game.

>"Seriously, this game just came out and already there is a mod that adds Thomas the Tank Engine?"
>"Yeah dude, that's Rule 15.5 of gaming"

Brighton rules

Requirement to have a pint of beer in every pub (not bar) seen on a walked journey.

We are playing Brighton Rules. Next pub you see we get a pinto