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When someone is drunk and you pus them off of wherever they're sitting or into a swimming pool.
Marilou was really drunk so I yelled back to Russia with my best russian accent and I lifted her legs and sent her flying backwards to the ground.
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the place where mans myths and legends are born
maxim: i was born on the cold steps of russia
a very violent man who will war with places for fun and gets off to all the fucking death and loves breeding with tanks then forces his soldiers to go out to war with said breed tanks and then find people and marry the people who dislike the fight also breeding them daily to the point half the war is breeding and we all fail and war will end.
and its to all the people that said me
person 1: im president of russia
person2: die die die you monster
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When a date is proposed backwards. The man will ask the woman for a sexual favor, ranging on what the favor is, the woman will then tell the man what he has to do. The date then starts with the sexual favor, then moves on to what the woman asked to do (i.e. go to a movie, take her shopping, go out to dinner, etc.).
I took out Jane on a Mother Russia Date, she gave me head then I had to go see that new chick flick with her.
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A conflict that’s been going on since 2014 because Ukraine couldn’t listen to one peace deal and agreement with Russia not to join NATO and the European Union so they wouldn’t build American bases.
Hey bro did you see the Ukraine Russian war?
Yeah bro it’s crazy but syria, Libya, yemen, Somalia, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Iraq have been suffering more.
Russia vs Ukraine: a war between both sides
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well you no how in russia its like our backwards day?
when something is outta place before they say what it is they say In Soveit Russia...
In Soveit Russia... you dont ride animals they ride you!
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Naughty Naughty Russia is a extra rare version of Russia you can find in ANY Pokémon game. They do 69 attack damage with the attack "Nuke" And 420 damage with the attack "Ukraine bombing".
Oh No!, They have a naughty Naughty Russia ! I should just forfeit.
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