sawed-off shotgun

A regular double barrel shotgun, except someone took the time and effort to saw off a few centimeters from the barrel (and possibly the stock as well). this modified firearm is very useful for short-range crowd-control.

A sawed-off shotgun is easier to hide in a tuxedo than the original shotgun.

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Mohammed Bone Saw

The common nickname for Saudi Crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman al Saud (MBS).

"Yo did you see Mohammed Bone Saw finally caught Khashoggi?"

"Yeah Bone Saw's gonna give all the heretics the CHOP CHOP!"

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bosnian see-saw

When a man needs to pleasure two females at once, he puts a strap on on backwards and thrusts back and forth while a girl is bent over in front and behind him

Man, did you hear about Nate giving those two girls the bosnian see-saw?

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Swedish See-saw

When two people stand two paces away from one another back-to-back, lean against one another, and begin to urinate.

Nadav and Peter were tired of standing and really had to urinate, so they decided on the comfortable Swedish See-saw.

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i saw sparks.

one of coldplay's famous songs one like that goes "i saw sparks."

Sara:Why are you still attached yall didn't even date." Aleah: I saw sparks.

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saw 6 fart

A saw 6 fart is farting ridiculously loud every time there is a change of scene while you are watching the film saw 6, demonstrated by Periklis "Umehara" Antoniou in late 2009.

this is a very difficult feat, if you manage to pull this off you are a fart champion and your rank will never be lowered.

Stel: " I can fart bareeeee loud perry agou"

Perry: "Shut up man remember my saw 6 fart"

Stel: "Ah nips, sorry man you win"

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sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

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