SCP

Look I'm 9 I shouldn't know about these. But I do and I can't close my eyes in the bathtub/shower. Id like the Men in Black to erase my mind PLEASE or many some class b amnestics? For the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SEARCH UP ANYTHING REGARDING SCPS unless you type SCP-999. If you just plainly search up SCPs you will never close your eyes in the shower for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. I've still not gotten through it. If you want to know anything about SCPs but still be able to sleep I suggest you watch a channel named frisky. Oh and by the way PEANUT.

SCPS are bad, Period , END OF STORY

SCP

Sweet cute pie

Aww, you're such an SCP!!

SCP

Scientific Creepy Pasta

I'm about to play SCP video game.

SCP

An online alternate reality game of pretend where it means "Secure, Contain, Protect" or other similar acronym.

Participants pretend there are supernatural events or things that need to be isolated from the normal world.

"Run! It's SCP-673!"

SCP

Secure Contain Protect

OH NO SCP-096 ESCAPED

SCP

SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect.

It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.

SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -

*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.

If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*

There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.

You: That SCP is so cute.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.

SCP

SCP is kind of like a wiki in that everyone edits it but instead of information it's about this story that fans make fanfictions of on this wiki and it's about like aliens and monsters and stuff but there are so many that HOW DOES ANYBODY KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM THERES LIKE BILLIONS

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Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
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I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.